friday, long weekend around the corner. my boss’s boss sent an email saying we could leave early so i’m outtie at 12:00 today. carol doesn’t know, she thinks i’m working til 4:00. i wanted to surprise her.

first week of school under the kid’s belts. they will be happy to sleep in tomorrow, i’m sure. then again, dylan might be up at the crack of dawn, who knows.

nothing much else going on. got paid for the web job, small chunk of money, but something nonetheless. working on my business website today, trying to make it a litle nicer, i’m still not satisfied with it, but that’s ok.

have a great weekend, keep it safe and enjoy the warm weather. the cold stuff isn’t far off. (boo!)

I have a moral question for you.
This is an imaginary situation, what would you do???
The situation:
You are in the Middle East, and there is a huge flood in progress. Many homes have been lost, water supplies compromised and structures destroyed. You are a photographer getting still photos for the CNN news service and are traveling alone, looking for some good scenes. You come across Bin Laden who has been swept away by the flood waters. He is barely hanging on to a tree limb and is about to go under. You can either put down your camera and save him, or take a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph of him as he loses his grip on the limb. So here is the question….and think careful before you answer the question below:

What lens would you use?????

i found a picture of Rian’s teacher

you can leave now
that’s kinda what the kindergarten teacher said to me this morning. i was just kinda hanging out taking pictures and she was trying to coax him to his seat. dylan was pulling her arm to go to me, she said "ok, give daddy a hug and kiss goodbye", so i guess that was my hint to leave… so i did. it was actually kind of hard letting him go. I actually surprised myself. so anyway, he’s there, the other two kids ran off to their class, without so much as an i love you but then again their in school now, parents aren’t as cool… it’s a harsh reality to carol and i. suddenly they are sorta grown up. sure, rian’s 10, but he’s always been home, helping mom, etc. now carol’s at home with just one kiddo for the next 4 days. oh well… life moves on…

the new website that i’m working on is up, and vince seems to like it. vince is my POC with the project. he’s the artists boyfriend/live-in whatever. i’m looking for another web job and am going to work on a flyer to send to local businesses. i need to get some real contracts printed, etc so i look more like a real business. might even have to get my tax ID soon. yukk. worked on my business website yesterday but i still hate the style, etc. it’s time for a total make-over. i need to get it up and going before i send out flyers. i need to have a really good face to the world.

don’t lead the police on a low-speed chase with a forklift. do it with something a little faster, like say, a Viper - or better yet, an F-16
don’ t jump out of a perfectly good airplane

bungee jumper goes splat for charity - pretty much ended his day

fishermen catch human head

celebrity hangman - it’s gets boring after about the first 1 minute.

in a spoof of hot or not comes a more fun scary or not with everyone’s favorite: clowns

It’s time to play the music
It’s time to light the lights
It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

i never did get carol into the whole blog thing. me, i enjoy writing.well, typing. whatever. anyway, she just never stuck with it. i think it’s some kind of genetic imbalance she has. who doesn’t like to blog? as much as she likes to read, i’d think there’d be more blogging. but alas, there is not. oh well, she is she, i am me.

a website to answer all of life’s difficult decisions | this website is cool, but make sure to follow the directions carefully.

I used to defend myself with pepper spray — then I was attacked by a Cajun.

Proof that Marriages Exist in the Animal Kingdom

well school has officially started, for two of our three school-bound kids this year. we have another who starts tomorrow. suprisingly there was no crying, but carol said amber had a sad face on. i guess we’ll find out tomorrow, if they want to go back or not… hehe… dylan cried, but it was because he wanted to go to school, and his first day is tomorrow. funny. wait a little while, kiddo, you’ll be crying for the next 13 years…

i never did make it to ebay yesterday. carol has some stuff to put out there and myself also.

Tom Clancy’s Net Force was made into a movie, carol saw it at Hollywood Video over the weekend. cool. gonna have to check that out. (after some research, i find that it was actually a mini-series on ABC. still, cool. i’ve read 3 of the books from the series and love them.)

woman zaps groper with her electric stun gun - you go girl | this article isn’t all that exciting, but the headline is funny

free advice: don’t go to a funeral in the rain | more advice: don’t leave your kids with dumb grandparents. | even more advice: make sure your friends don’t mind wedgies

franklin mint is offering Candy, the ultimate Harley Davidson doll for the low low price of $195… yippee… they also have Gilda, sweetheart of the west… complete with her whorehouse garb and hand out asking for money… she’s also $195

kitty litter cake for the sicko in every family

i receive this email once a week from a Yahoo! group called misc9. it’s 9 trivia facts once a week. the guy who writes it is a big anti-fluoride advocate. i once wrote to him about fluoride, asking if it affected people, giving them headaches. his answer was in short, yes. but more importantly, he told me about a study. this study, or theory, says that there is a lot of information in your name. he actually suggested that i tell carol to change her name. he went on to tell me that he had a friend that changed his name and his headaches went away! yeah, he was probably being pursued by the cops or something, so he changed his name so they wouldn’t find him. that’d get rid of my headaches, too. there’s also colorgenics. according to colorgenics, i’m exciteable and have no self-confidence. now i know.

how to build a time machine

spongebob squarepants is big at our house. he’s actually one of, well, one item that could override computer time for the two boys. if spongebob is on, everything stops. apparently that’s true for more than just our house. spongebob showed up in Boston last week, and there was mayhem at the mall - sheesh! my favorite quote: "It was like he was Elvis".

woman divorces, marries priest who counseled the couple.

burgulars steal ATM machine that’s been empty for 2 years

the words botched and castration shouldn’t go together, never, ever.

oh that’s nice. i’m installing Adobe PhotoShop and this is what I get. thanks so much for the explanation, Microsoft. could you be a little more vague next time?

carol said she was up all night, didn’t get to sleep til 6AM this morning, so she’s sleeping now. i’m doing a quick blog entry then off to put some stuff on eBay.

not much going on, kids start school tomorrow. i’m sure rian and amber are slightly terrified, having never been to a real school before… they are 10 and 8 and we’ve always homeschooled them. we’ll see how it goes and hopefully this is the only year they have to go there. i’m still looking for a job and we are wanting to move. if they really enjoy it and we get another house around arnold or something, they can probably continue to go there… carol’s pretty nervous about it, too. i think it will be fun for them once they get in the swing of it.

cable guys came outyesterday and installed a new cable modem and new motorola cable box. i’m not sure why, but they did. anyway, the guys didn’t have much of a clue what they were doing with the computer, i asked them to just leave it alone, i didn’t want any of their software. i had to sign a form saying i declined their software installation, blah blah blah. fine by me. i told them i’d just uninstall anything they put on here anyway

well kids, it’s off to eBay for me. thanks for stopping by, have a great Sunday

my new excitement is watching the web stats for my website. it’s one of the first things i do now each day. check my email, check my other email, check my webstats. it’s interesting to see who is coming to my site, how they get to my site, and where they are coming from. i must be listed in AOL somehow because there are a lot of aolsearch.aol referrers, also google. who could be searching for me? how odd. i’m now averaging a whopping 20 visitors a day. my busiest day was July 27, when i had 50 visitors. i musta hit the web lottery that day or something… right now as i type this it is 7:08 AM and i’ve had 9 visitors. anyway, stay a while, post a comment, let me know you’re there, make my day a little brighter.

bought some cool stuff for carol’s b-day last week. got her a 3.4 oz bottle of Amarige. went to Famous Barr’s website and looked it up, got their price of $78.00. Then I went to my old favorite, Yahoo! Shopping. There I found the same thing brand new unopened for $38. with shipping it was $42.00 i was so happy. Yahoo! Shopping has a points deal, where every time you buy something through there, you get 1 point per 1 dollar spent. with buying computer parts, other stuff, i’ve amassed almost 1300 points. so, i went browsing for something to do with those points. turns out i can cash in 1000 points for $10 off at barnes and noble’s website. too cool. i knew there was a movie carol has been wanting. (it hasn’t shipped yet so i can’t say what it is). i found the DVD for $12.99. minus 10 bucks and i’m getting it (with shipping) for $5.09. hot dog! i also got carol the Matrix DVD from half.com. i got a deal there, too, $5 off by searching for a coupon code.

top-earning 13 dead rich people

cooking with lava | get your goat milk soap now while quantities are still in stock!

newscaster attacked by crazy drunk lady

way too obvious
we rented Dragonfly last night. while it was a good movie, it was 90% easy to figure out. the ending surprised me, but i pretty much figured everything out beforehand, how it would end up, etc. too easy to figure out, and i’m not even that smart.

carol wants to go to the boat, maybe friday night. something to do. maybe we’ll win a fortune. maybe not.

mom of starved-dead child blames cult brainwashing - dangit, why didn’t we see that one coming? | speaking of cults, this is not a good time to be a Jehovah’s Witness

got the art site up and running, now it’s tweak time

i always wanted to go into business with my dad, but not this way | russia bans brain surgery on drug addicts

more naked news - naked woman jumps from moving van

omg - new "Don’t Throw Your Baby Away" stickers to be installed on dumpsters - let me repeat: if you do not want your child, GIVE HIM/HER TO ME - don’t throw them in the trash, don’t beat them, don’t shake them, don’t force-feed them alcohol, please don’t hurt them. we actually had a baby thrown in a dumpster on our street about 3 years ago. the girl had the baby and freaked out, it was stillborn, she threw it away. now there’s a lock on the dumpster, but it was only locked for about the first month after that. now it’s open again.

pull my finger - requires sound (of course!)

tragic - parents bury son, return home to find daughter dead

baffoon accidentally fires gun - twice! - dude, just put it down!

didn’t ride the ole bike last night, spent several hours waiting on shots for the kids. come to find out rian didn’t need any, but amber needed 4. poor girl. of course, rian was over there just beaming and chanting i dont have to get any shooots in front of amber… the little booger. he’ll get his turn, i’m sure.

blondie, and i don’t mean the singer
i now have yellow hair. or is it orange? ok how about orangish yellow? yellowish orange? hmm… you decide

wanted to ride the bike yesterday, but instead i took the rear end of my new truck apart. good job, will. got it all apart and realized i didn’t have the right parts, nor tools to complete the job. sure, the guys up at auto zone told me all i needed was a BFH and a screwdriver, but they were way wrong. i have half a mind to go up there and whoop some auto-zone flunkee butt. so anyway i ended up putting the truck back together, etc and by then i was too tired to ride the bike. ugh. went inside and did some crunches, hung out with carol. they’re saying 105 heat index today. looks like no biking tonight, but then again, sweat rules.

might have a few side jobs lined up, that’s always cool. i need to get more of them. carol’s brother has a friend who is selling his PC cheap, he bought it about 4 months ago with some settlement money and now he’s selling it, apparently strapped for cash. he says he bought it for $1400, selling it for half. i’m gonna try to get it, somehow.

looks like i’m gonna get stuck with the bill for the falling mother-in-law. my fault, negligence, since i didn’t fix the step, don’t have renters insurance, etc. oh well, life goes on…

three guys plan to rob a pharmacy after hijacking a car and killing the driver. they also planned on killing everyone in the pharmacy, THEN following the supply trucks and killing those drivers, all for some Oxycontin. sheesh. | other crime: shooting suspect busted after falling through roof of store

monster in india kills people. excerpts: The agents concluded that the villagers were right and that they were indeed experiencing an extra-terrestrial invasion. and then there’s: Local doctors, however, have dismissed the phenomenon as mass hysteria, saying that most of the injuries have been self-inflicted by panicked villagers, evoking memories of the “monkey man” hysteria in Delhi last year.

naked passenger attempts to storm plane cockpit - why naked? weird… | guy sets up web cam in girls locker room. they don’t know why he did it… maybe it was research on personal hygeine?

naked rain-dancer arrested, even though he succeeded

i’ve started compiling ideas for my book. got any good plot ideas? no? ok. have a good evening.

i always wanted to do this. when i had my lowrider, i wanted a matching high-rider and this is just the way i’d park them at the truck show. i talked to a young kid with a nice looking chevy lowrider last night at the 7-eleven. he was nice, his truck was pretty normal, some racing stripes, nothing to write home about. someday i’ll have me another lowrider, but not now.

blue?
i bought one of those pepsi blue’s yesterday. the 1-liters were on sale, 2 for $2 at 7-eleven. i thought i’d try it. well, i did. one sip and the lid went back on. rian can have it. that kid will drink anything. i’ll file that right next to vanilla coke.

boy convicted of killing friend after air rifle prank goes bad - i remember when i was young, we’d put on camouflage and a helmet and safety goggles and jump on this big rope swing, then someone would take pot shots at the ’swinger’. those were the days… | man killed at anti-violence party

raising cockroaches is all the rage in Thailand. just think of all the fun you’re missing.

black bear takes baby from carriage, kills it. | girl killed at church christening party by local mexican gang

single mother convicted of having sex out of wedlock will be stoned to death - muslims cheer "god is great" when the ruling comes down

if your baby won’t stop crying, PLEASE GIVE HIM/HER TO ME - there are so many loving people out there who would gladly take your baby. even if i weren’t financially able to take a kid, i’d take one to save it’s life, my god. who wouldn’t?

convincing evidence that the moon landing never took place

remember the japanese ice cream i spoke about before? here’s a site with a bunch of weird japanese inventions

doing my duty
10:45PM last night: i’m on one of those covert missions that men hate. there is an item that must be acquired, and must be delivered to the client (in this case, my wife) as soon as possible. the contracted party (myself) first entered the store a mere 7 minutes ago. after moseying over near the targeted area, i make the first call. "what’s it called again?", i ask. she tells me. i can’t immediately locate the item, and there is another female fast approaching. i casually walk over to the soap aisle and make the second call: "i can’t locate the item. all i see are pads", i say as i pretend to look at a plastic container of Dial. she tells me to look again. i want so bad to not be here, but nontheless, here i am. once again i approach the shelves, this time i locate the item and grab one, still on the phone. "i found it."i mumble. "get the big box" she says. my mind immediately flashes pictures of humans gawking and laughing at me as i pass them on the long journey to the checkout. "look at the guy with the box of tampons", they sneer. my mind’s eye shows me dragging this ‘huge’ box to the cashier, the box weighs 200 pounds easily, and it very noticeable with the bright pink and blue designs on the side, just calling for attention. "no", i calmly but curtly say to my wife, "i’m getting the small box, you can come here later and buy the 747 size box yourself". so, there i am, escaping the aisle as quickly as i can maneuver. the box is now held at my side, and i walk close to the rows of shelves, the box held low between myself and the passing displays. i watch people’s faces and expect the worse, but everyone seems busy tonight, shopping for items they’ll use once or twice and forget about. in front of me in line is a young couple, probably not married yet. they look dressy, probably just got back from dinner. she’s buying lipstick and a magazine, he’s just there to make sure no other guys look her way. the cashier scans their items and the belt starts moving. there is now an oriental family behind me. "line 4 just opened, hurry",i tell them. they thank me and move off. the belt is still moving, beckoning me to place my item upon it’s back so it can stop working. i deny it. the young girl pays for her items and i time it the best i can. the box moves slowly towards the cashier, who is smiling at me. she’s probably 40ish, looks like a ‘back room’ lady, probably up here checking because of the crowd. she scans the box and finally it disappears into the thin blue bag on her carousel. i hand her a five, and my nerves relax. the box now has a covering, a mask. i can calmly walk back to the vehicle without worry. i deliver the package to my bride and smile. mission complete.

im thinking about making a separate blog for my ‘weird news’, you know, about the mom killings, the psycho nude guys, the lady with a house full of trash, the homeless family, all that crap. whattayathink? is it a nice mixture or is the personal stuff boring (of course it is!). oh well i guess i’ve done answered my question. thanks for participating in my survey and hey, stop by again some time. please drive through.

moving
did you ever see the movie Moving with Richard Pryor and Dana Carvey? it’s funny. anyway, after a long weekend and many truthful words said to me, then again this morning a friend here at work says the same thing, ("get off your lazy a$$ and do something"), i guess we need to move. as if once weren’t enough. i guess that’s what friends are for. thanks carol, vince.

so my new quest in life is to move. get out of that $h!t neighborhood and get somewhere nice. i am so not motivated to move but i guess we need to. actually, we needed to like 4 years ago. that place sucks. but there i go again whining and complaining about it. end of subject.

called the school, i guess the kids will be attending school next monday. that’ll be nice, having them in school, having 3 of the 4 out of carol’s hair for the year. i think it will be a good thing. gotta get the kids’ shot records, i think they are all up to date except dylan, and he will be getting his shots on friday… poor kiddo…

i’m watching the stats for this site now. it looks like someone from Boeing is looking at the page, i’m curious how/why they are here… also i see someone came here through google (at 1:18AM) and another through a link in hotmail. who are these people? interesting…

very little news in the jennifer short case, that just has to be very frustrating.

woman starts fire, tries to kill her kids | former honor student shoots mom in head

little girl hit on head by large piece of firework

freaky - guy hit in hit-and-run accident, later ends up in ambulance that hit-and-run driver works for | Nude man terrorizes San Gabriel home, collapses and dies | boy dies after writing last hours essay

why did you do it? you never drink orange soda, but the other day you found yourself standing in front of the soda rack at the Piggly Wiggly, and you picked up a stupid orange soda. you paid for it, obviously still in the daze from last night’s carpet laying convention. and then you walked outside and drank the whole stupid thing. what were you thinking? i just don’t get it. happy orange freakin soda day.

finally, a happy story - boy gets call from woman who found his message in a bottle

NASA officials hope to read terrorists’ minds at airports

i got a new website side-job. www.riverreflections.org - it’s a friend’s here at work. he and his girlfriend do artwork, like BIG stuff. they want a way to showcase it and i’m gunna help ‘em.

several injured in landlord neglect incident
our landlord sucks. she doesn’t take care of our house. granted, there are things that i am required to fix. then there are those that she should fix. according to Missouri law: Landlords should:
Make property habitable before tenants move in.
Make and pay for repairs due to ordinary wear and tear.
Refrain from turning off a tenant’s water, electricity or gas.
Provide written notice to tenants when ownership of the property is transferred to a new landlord.
Not unlawfully discriminate.

so here’s what happened: Saturday I was going downstairs to turn the dryer off. halfway down the stairs, the stair broke and i fell through the staircase. i bruised my leg and scraped it up a bit. it still hurts, and this is Thursday. this is actually the second time the step has broken. it happened about 3 months ago, and i told the landlord then. i fixed it the best i could without taking the steps apart. well, it broke again.

to make things worse, tuesday don and pat were over, they were watching the kids so i could take carol out to dinner for her birthday. well pat starts cleaning, upstairs, then the dishes, then she decides to do laundry. she heads down the stairs…. not knowing that there is a step missing… and that there are now nails and screws sticking out both sides where the rotten step was…

and you guessed it - she fell right through. only she was to the right enough that a screw ripped a 10 inch gash in her leg. the ambulance was called, 911, all that stuff. carol and i rushed home and don, pat, and carol all left to the hospital.

in short, her leg required 28 stitches. mine still hurts. there’s an entrance to our basement through an outside cellar. the doors of the cellar rotted off. so, now for two months there has been an opening that my kids could fall in. i took pictures of it. i’m taking pictures of the stairs tonight. don and pat are suing, obviously. pat’s gonna have a big scar on her leg. they have no insurance, she can’t move, she’s in pain, the whole 9 yards. i think they are meeting with a lawyer and i should paobably find one, too. time for a good fight. i’m depressed.

wtf
oh man, no blog yesterday. good thing i did two entries on tuesday or i’d be way behind… i spent the day at work actually working. every once in a while i need to do that, not just so i keep my job, but more importantly so my weekly status report to my boss has plenty of fodder. i worked on the PERL script i had talked about before. got it hummin along pretty nice, but i may have to change an entry for the database connection. ah well.
i don’t trust my boss. she’s up to something, i’m just not sure what. there is a lot going on here and it seems that i’m not involved. she’s very crafty and sly, and i just don’t trust her. i love my job, but could do without her crap.
crazy - kids kill their mom because she won’t let them go to a party. crazier - man beats his mom with a golf club after she critisizes his play and tells him to get a job question: how can he play golf all the time if he doesn’t have a job? i have a job and can’t afford to play golf but maybe twice a year…
burgulars break into apartment complex, find out it’s police dormitory
very interesting story on the bionic eye
tv’s in your steering wheel?
blueberry pie spat ends in murder-suicide
im having a crabby day. things just don’t get much better, no matter how hard we try. it’s getting sad. oh well wtf

twosday - get it?
cool bar code generator - i made one (see above)

check this out - on 9/11 this guy grabbed his cameras and headed right towards the towers, and took pictures up until the instant he was killed by falling debris - amazing

airline screeners take away little boy’s rubber G.I. Joe knife

man cuts neighbor’s lawn and gets arrested

road rage - woman dents another car after lobbing potato salad at it

woman finds $10M winning lotto ticket 2 months after discarding it in her sewing drawer

streamlined
i’ve lost some major facial hair. for some crazy, unknown reason, i shaved my gotee and mustache. i look like a little babyface. ok, maybe not. but it’s definitely different. i can feel wind blowing on parts of my face that were once covered… i’m not real fond of it, neither. i prefer the gotee. i think i had to shave it because nick cage was in the news recently, and well, he doesn’t have a gotee… so i’m thinking there’s a connection there… hmmm

missed the meteor showers again. well, actually i went out at 12:30 and it was overcast. got up around 3:30 to go potty and looked outside again, but it was still overcast. it’s raining today and tonight is probably my last opportunity…

took the kids to the library last night. i enjoy the library. it’s full of books, you know… anyway they found some little books, amber got some beginner reading books and she was reading to me last night. rian got 2 books, one was a cookbook (he’s gonna be a chef) and the other was about egyptians, heiroglyphics, etc. carol couldn’t find anything, which is weird. she’s a book freak here lately. but i think she was in a hurry or had other things on her mind or something. i got tom clancy’s first two Net Force books. i had just started Clear and Present Danger but i think i’ll hold of on that and read these Net Force books first. that way i’m up to date on the whole series. i think there’s around 6 or 8 in the series.

everydaycook.com looks like a good site.

been taking pain pills again. back hurts again. i guess that’s part of turning 30. ugh.

we’re having a thing at work called Hawaiian Shirt Day, where people get to wear, well you know, and jeans, and they have to pay to do it. the money goes to cancer research. anyway, i’m in charge of the event. gonna be fun. i’ll get leis, download a bunch of hawaiian MP3s, do a little graphics manipulation on people’s pictures (put them falling in volcanos, surfing, etc) and it should be a good time. gonna have sandwiches and cookies, chips and soda. it’s not until january but they’ve already started the planning process…

school starts on the 26th for 3 of my 4 children. amber and rian will probably have to take placement tests and that’s cool. we have to pay around $156 to get them started. i’m looking forward to it, and i’m sure carol is too. she’s wanting to get a job, which is prob a good idea, but maybe after a month or so of just chillin’ out. austin will be home with her during the day and they’ll have a good time together i hope. they are going to go to a catholic school, which is alright, it’s better than public. and we can afford it. uniforms, the whole gamut. cool. last night we had a family meeting and laid out rules, bedtimes, homework, etc.

Net Romance Ends In Knifing, Beating, Fire - i’m gonna find a link for this one

woman calls cops, forgot to hang up - then she stabbed her husband and the 911 people got it all on tape.

Washington — Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is considering ways to broadly expand the role of U.S. Special Operations forces in the global campaign against terrorism, including sending them worldwide to capture or kill al Qaeda leaders, according to Pentagon and intelligence officials. - yeah right! i guarantee there are spec ops all over the world at this moment watching all kinds of people, including bin laden (if he’s even alive) and others. i wouldn’t be surprised if there were spec ops in the same rooms as these al-queda people at times. wouldn’t surprise me a bit.

man banned from selling dog meat stew on the internet

that’s it for now, i have to do some real work around here…dangit…

why do i always put the same thing?
it seems that every monday when i’m thinking of what to put for a title, i always want to put something like "oh, it’s monday again" or "monday’s here" but not today, no, i’m taking the high road. for the rest of today (monday) i will not say the word "monday" again, i promise.

so, tomorrow is tuesday. yesterday was sunday. what does that make today? yep, you guessed it, back to work day har har har

anyway, i missed the meteor showers last night, maybe i can get my butt out of bed tomorrow morning and see them. i don’t think carol has ever seen them before. i have, about 10 years ago, in Barnhart. we slept outside and woke up at like 3AM and laid on a blanket looking up at the sky. i think me and kev and aunt renee and mom and dad were there…

sold our Anne Geddes pictures, bought for $2 each, sold them for $6-$7 each. cool. still have a bunch of stuff on eBay, check it out.

football season is gearing up, and for some reason, i’m kinda looking forward to it. i mean, the whole sunday afternoon, sit down and watch the game sounds like fun. maybe it’s because of all the ‘church years’ we were basically not allowed to have much fun, but now i’m a little more free in that area. maybe there’s a different reason. i dunno. nonetheless i’m kinda pumped for the games this year. now, understand, i know nothing about football, so i’m not trying to say that i’m one of those know-all-the-stats-of-every-player guys, but i’ll watch. i understand the rules and i even sat in the same church as kurt warner one time, so i must know a little something

sprint launches their next-generation cell phones with internet surfing, e-mail, etc. attention, sprint: i can already do that, and it’s on my sprint phone. i’ve surfed the internet while doing 60mph down highway 270, i’ve checked email from the hospital, i’ve found a walgreens in memphis using my phone, etc. what’s the big deal? it’s in color? so what. I’ll keep my $37.00/month phone.

40 year-old woman jumps to her death - into a pit of crocodiles

woman sues for $5 million, get’s only $3k. hahahahhaha!!!

attacking squirrel is killed - dangit, why didn’t i get to kill it!? i love shooting them little flying rats!

my job takes me to some exciting websites. today i’m visiting an old favorite, altavista image search, tootsie rolls, and the mega poly lei assortment

had italian wedding soup for lunch. the chaser was fritos Honey BBQ flavor twists. that’ll help my weight, huh…

aww, bummer, nicholas cage got married. sorry, hun. looks like you’re stuck with a somewhat look-alike…