umm.. Audio Blogger?

maybe a little wargames will help my job

too funny… our moron of the day tries suicide, fails, complains to rope company - "you can’t even die in this country" he complains…

cool panoramic picture of the boneyard - davis-mothman air base

make your own snowflake - this is pretty cool once you figure out how to ‘drive’ the scissors

crap - in case of nuclear war, don’t call your State Farm agent - like a good neighbor, they won’t be there.

oh look - two more nominees for the darwin awards!

Cornell University adds salt to your wounds

the sky is gay, sometimes it’s gray, but it’s always gay

Tron 2.0 - hopefully carol’s heard of Tron…

hilarious: try to relieve yourself after you’ve had a few too many… this one had me nearly peeing on myself from laughing so hard

helping increase the unemployment rate
there are times when you can tell you should start looking for a new job

carol’s never heard of Joust, I can’t believe it

It’s safe to say he was upset…

only 4 minutes? dang you got off easy… there’s an easy 10 minutes where i go

be careful with what you steal

man sells corpse finger and toenails for cash

feed the animals, go to jail

more on the blogger + google merger

i work in a federal building, which in my mind is secure. if i worked in, say, Los Alamos, i’d really expect it to be secure… hmm..

hey carol, catch!

no doubt, hands down, the best video game my kids will probably never play

carol wants LASIK, but i dunno… (six pages but very informative. a good read before considering the procedure)

few people know that Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.

Albert Einstein’s Theory of Relativity In Words of Four Letters or Less

funny story about redneck neighbors - i had to read it a little ways and make sure it wasn’t my neighbor that wrote it…

are you a ninja? i’m not

google is not a verb

a week or so i featured how to pick a lock, and now: how to beat a polygraph - cool. if i ever get my TS, this’ll come in handy

too funny… pi - but not as funny as cherry pie with elvis the rocking donkey

you can find the above scrabble game here

umm… super-fish head man? kikkoman? isn’t that some kind of soy sauce?

paralyzed man becomes ninja = hiiiiii yaaaaa

9 deer jump to their deaths from bridge

road rage, snowball rage, now we can add gate rage

in their never-ending pursuit of justice, cops now give wedgies and request nude handstands

umm…

need some new Nike shoes for FREE?

apparently, the world is just one big conspiracy

why would google want blogger? apparently search engine envy

my cousin must have neuropeptide Y - poor thing…

get your name in chinese - i did.

zora fell in love with a horse, not evan

layoffs
i just lost my co-worker. now i’m a Team Leader of, well, myself. i guess that makes me a non-team leader actually.

some guy wants to be Cliff Claven

bar owners are victims of break in, robber dies, but manages to victimize them again from the grave

don’t forget to add your mistress to your will… or better yet, don’t have a mistress! | animal mating is apparently interesting to some people

Gennadiy Balandin, who was naked and unarmed but high on the hallucinogen LSD that night, said he was pleased… i wonder what he’ll spend the money on…

moron of the day: man sets off fireworks inside his condo

teen shot after leaving anti-voilence church dance

cool: bullets going through stuff

ebay: very rare french war flag

if there’s a nuclear explosion in front of you, you might want to pull over

umm…

i’m not grumpy enough today. i need a vicodin.

hoosiers and idiots abound or
i shouldn’t have had chili with beans for dinner last night
teeth whitening is now illegal in the UK | the top four reasons your teeth are dark: coffee, tea, smoking, and red wine. looks like i’m one-for-four

let’s see how the ladies fare in the urinal test

somewhere in this article the words torture, animals and pleasure are used all in the same sentence

so a baby harp seal walks into a club… (buh dum bum!)

snowboard genuis drinks free beer, falls 4 stories to his death

snowball fight leads to shooting of 10 year-old

didn’t work today, well, i did actually. i went in sunday night at 6PM and was off at 1:30 this morning. right in the height of the snow storm. fun. tomorrow i’ll be back at work, back to the frickin grind. whatever.

the one thousand dollar pothole magnet
that’s what i’m driving. there were 536 potholes on the highway this morning, of which, my car hit 538. that’s right, my car hit two potholes that didn’t even exist. and some of them are actually big enough for my car to need 4-wheel drive to get out.

speaking of 4 wheel drives, i’ve decided to trade my SUV in on a new generation SUV…

at least 85 killed in yet another club disaster

poor baby… girl, 3, survives for days on cookies, chips, after grandmother dies | mom faints after her infant falls, loses finger in escalator

people are idiots | oooh - look, mom, more idiots!

irony at it’s best - or is it worst?

now we can all look like Vanna - but why?

never, ever, ever leave the house again

the pizza delivery guy home page

i’m so tired

wth? leonard nimoy sings about hobbits. how fun

i’m a confused lobster who loves to watch bears, among other things

this could be a great tool in the life of a crank caller

the voice behind you’ve got mail is trying to scam you for money

In light of the news of the so called human cloning going on, we have to ask ourselves the hypothetical  question: If you pushed your naked clone off the top of a tall building, would it be :  
A) murder,
 B) suicide, or
 C) merely making an obscene clone fall.

grossly inflated numbers
i started a blog about two months ago about my business. you can read it here. i’m keeping the two blogs separate, so this is probably the only mention of it you’ll see.

today is wednesday. that means two things to me (work related, i mean). first, it means i have to be here at 4AM (ok, it was 4:19AM). second, it’s newsletter day. ugh. we have an internal newsletter that is done every other wed. in Word. it’s my job to convert it to HTML. fun. not.

will America drop e-bombs on Iraq? most likely.

It must have been quite a sight - a near-naked man careering down a road on a motorised barstool, with his backside on fire.

Michigan school publication class holds affirmative action bake sale - white students had to pay $1.00 for a bagel or muffin, while blacks and other minorities only had to pay 80 cents. the idea was to raise awareness about the university’s race-conscious admissions policies…

morons of the day - doctors put heart and lung in girl with blood type mismatch - i heard on the radio that they only expect her to live a few days unless they find another transplant. what idiots

ok i had to turn this off after about the second minute… just too weird

lip balm companies are trying their best to get your kids addicted

grandpa, why did the chicken cross the road?

oh, man, another 404!

how to get a sugar daddy

is this the party to whom i’m speaking?
it’s 6:50 and i’m on my second 20 ouncer - of coffee, that is…

well my most recent web job is complete. i’m actively looking for more work, but so far it’s zilch. i’ve sent out around 30 letters so far. need to just keep sending until someone bites.

so my question is, do they let him vote?

when it comes to reality tv, when is enough?

the world’s most dangerous creature

carol says he looks like a girl

duct tape, duct tape, can’t be found
i’ll take plastic wrap, round and round

fraternal twins give birth on same day

wth?! teacher dresses as woman to lure boy in house for xes

whatever Oprah says, people do

can’t we just pave Iraq and Iran and put up a big wal mart?

This is a video taken in 6000 feet of water.  An undersea robot is sawing a 3mm wide slit (1/10th of an inch … remember that width) in a pipeline. The pressure inside the pipeline is 0 psig, while the pressure outside is 2700 psi, or 1.3 tons per square inch.  Then a crab comes along….

very cool robot-thing that changes into whatever key you hit on your keyboard

my 10 year old is not online. pretty soon, i’ll need this to figure out wth he is saying…

idiot singing squirrels - weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

last night was the anti-climatic finish of joe millionaire. he chose zora. at least he has half a brain. i’m surprised that the jaunt into Slurp Forest didn’t affect his decision… | my new word for the day is schadenfreude

cloning: are they pulling the wool over our eyes about how great it is? you bet they are