yet another crappy computer mod - or check out this load

sometimes, when i remember, i pick up a lottery ticket. sometimes, i win. one time i won $7. but i’ve never won a jackpot. some guys have all the luck

carol collects playing cards. she doesn’t like me much. i think there’s a secret connection that i’m missing…

man turns $800 into $350M in two weeks. the government accuses him of insider trading, he says he time traveled from the future to make the investments
(false)

the Windows XP release is a thing of the past. up next: Longhorn

apparently PayPal is also a thing of the past. up next: HeyPal

took the day off friday. kids had career day at school and i was asked to speak to the second and kindergarten grades. unfortunately the 2^nd grade was at 9:00AM and the kindergarten class was at 2:00PM. so that pretty much shot the day for work. i did log in from home and do a little bit of stuff, but not much. i did manage to run in the halls without getting caught, though.

carol was gone for the weekend so i was alone - well, alone with 4 screamin’ kids…

do you think this stoner will send a care package to the troops?

it looks like teeth-whitening is out, and tongue splitting is in. now we know.

some really great reading on perpetual machines and why they won’t work

i’m approaching my 1 year anniversary of the ‘official’ start of will’s thrills. i should do something special. maybe i’ll give away money to all the people that have actually participated in the past year. that means chris, carol, and my mom. sheesh. oh well. there’s still time to comment. that, of course, doesn’t mean i’ll actually give you any money. but hey it’s quite a ploy, eh?

blogroll me!

visitations
we had family over last night. it was nice. my grandma (turning 80 this year) is in town for a few more days and she came by, along with my mom and my cousin. we played canasta and ate sandwiches. it was fun.

hey Raed, are you in need of a little protection? don’t forget your kevlar helmet

all your base explanation

cool front pages from various world newspapers

interesting read about another journalist who went to iraq as a human shield, only to come home ready to see saddam go

too funny… iraqi idol

sk8 brdz, sno brdz, BMX are so old. find a new extreme sport or play blow up the monkey

there’s nothing nice to say about a molestor, but at least this priest molested a female…. sheesh

was that a UFO, or electrocuted fireball of a cat?

juggling tutorial

we were never allowed to leave school for lunch. in fact, we weren’t allowed to leave school without written permission, five hall passes, a signed contract, and God’s personal stamp of approval. the only time we did, was a few days before graduation. we had the first (and last?) Trokey Parade. basically it was all the seniors (and a few not-seniors such as my brother) who decorated their cars and drove around arnold. there was only one accident, and my brother was involved. good job, kev.

the newest high-paying career is, apparently, librarian

so what happens if you get a spam message with this subject: new anti-spam software available now! ?

last week’s most-watched cable channels were:
FOX News - the war (my personal favorite)
CNN - the war (yeah, ok)
Nickelodeon - a two-hour special running of Spongebob Squarepants
it’s good to know the important things in society, like pink starfish and crabby patties (ok i admit it, i watched it too)

famous brothel owner makes offer: I want to give a first-class ticket to anyone who keeps talking about, ‘If this happens, I’m leaving the United States.’ Like Alec Baldwin. Because talk like that demoralizes the troops on the battlefield. I’ll pay for their ticket—providing they don’t come back.

there’s just something about a giant pumpkin that makes people real happy - yeah. whatever. and who the heck is spending money for fiberglass versions??

my birthday approacheth - you can buy me this

why don’t i like my kids playing guns? after all it’s just innocent fun, right? absolutely

ok it’s been a busy few days. not much time for screwin’ around and bloggin. bummer. i hate it when they make me work. oh well. i did have time to update my business blog yesterday, but nothing real interesting.

is this not the cutest smile or what?!

umm… | saddam has secret UFO technology

forget hot or not… now there’s rate my harley

we are dropping tons of leaflets on iraq. If When those idiots finally give up, here’s what I’m thinking. let’s set up the entire country with at least a T3 backbone and total infrastructure. give every iraqi a 233MHz piece of crap that will get them online. then set them all up with eudora. then in 12 years or so when we need to invade them again, we’ll be able to email the pamphlets to them. it’s 100% great bureacracy. we’d probably spend $50B on the entire setup, then we could save at least $10M in paper each invasion. After only 5000 invasions we’d break even. i shoulda been a congressman.

apparently the U.K. forgot to take one of their main weapons systems to iraq

the Gulf War drinking game could get a lot of people sick, and real quick if you tune into CNN

ok, everyone knows it by now, but i wanna say it too. michael moore is an idiot. he probably protests mustard, too

the war has claimed another casualty, this one not even in the mideast

i joined BlogPatrol as suggested by LockerGnome and guess what, it’s already belly-up. That was a fun ride. all 3 days. sheesh…

it’s a sad thing to hear about our troops being captured and killed over there. very sad. my heart goes out to them and their families. it makes you wonder, but i’d hate to think how many lives would be lost if we were not doing this. one chem bomb could wipe out entire cities. i believe we are doing the right thing, even though some young kids are losing their lives over it. | mapping iraq. pretty cool

two male exotic dancers brawl - probably because one of them forgot their line

awesome rally speech by a British commander. good stuff.

if this crap happens to me, i’ll just turn around and go home.

i hate those stupid chironex fleckeri

why didn’t the freakin cops finish this idiot off? justified killing, i believe.

rockin’ Lego computer cases

so the kids have started going skating. they’ve gone twice last week. now they’re asking for their own skates. i’m not messin around and buying them cheap crap. i’m gonna get them only the best

very cool panoramic stuff

got 17 cents? you could have bought a truck or two

shock and awe
indifference and apathy
watching the war on tv is about as boring as sharpening pencils for 8 hours. why can’t they put their remote cameras anywhere near the carnage? i mean, if i want to learn more about planes, i’ll watch Discovery Wings. Of course, it’s a great time to be a retired general. those guys are on all the networks, probably making a ton of money. funny thing is, they probably were generals of supply or cooking or laundromats. whatever.

Exemplary Destruction
great read about Michael Larson, a guy who memorized the board pattern to "Whammy" and won over $100,000 - just to lose it all on real estate.

definition of terms for anti-war dorks | and other anti-war dorks protest… signs include free kevin mitnik - who has been free for a while now… morons!

all your oil fields are belong to us

apparently drinking too much beer can turn a man into a woman - shocking study!

triplets head off to war

surely they’re just waiting for their interview…

skid marks? i call them ‘bacon strips’

i have a sinking feeling her husband isn’t going to be happy

i guess carol lost interest in fixing up her blog or else she’s just been too dang busy…

speaking of women with blogs, now even Barbie has one - like, gag me with a spoon!

soccer shootout was fun for at least the first 6 seconds…

today i’m wearing several hats. i am:
network specialist
web development lead
acting manager of IT

i have to wire 3 cabinets with fiber optic cables, run about 40 patches to the cisci switches. i have to overlay some documents on the website and any other crap that might come up. i have to attend at least one meeting which will last over an hour. and most important, i have to get some coffee. now.

i may never get out of here. carol will just love to hear that…. ugh

Happy Tree Friends - Cute, cuddly, and horribly wrong…

the French, in their infinite wisdom, have retaliated against the anti-French sentiment by sending pretzels to the President. oooohhhh, what’s next, another ‘be our friend’ statue?

more umm…