what a tangled weave we web
oh good. now i know how to swear in Welsh. now, where’s Welsh? Wel-land? Wells? Welts?

the most meaningless site on the web? yeah, i’d almost agree…

yesterday was payday, so i was in the market for another domain name that i don’t need. alas, they were already taken - dangit

make your own happy face. no, really.

this Google search is dedicated to my brother brutha

and speaking of kevin (and I was..), i found some of his friends online today…

huh?

oh now this is just rediculous. how can the word blind be offensive? if you’re blind, you’re freakin blind… i don’t get it…

pregnant woman ticketed for catching her breath on subway stairs

buy an aircraft carrier for $4.5M

i’m considering buying carol a new outfit from the 1971 Sears Catalog

mom, call 911. our pregnant llama just fell in the pool

Bob Hope turns 100 today

holy $h!t - inspired by Jackass, 13 year-old boy throws boiling water on sleeping pal

idiot ice cream man promises little girls free treats in return for joining his elite club

dead guy plows car into gas station after being dead for many hours

a new twist on Joe Millionaire, called something, i can’t remember…

whoops - we always put our knives pointy-side-up. apparently that’s not such a great idea

wouldn’t it tick you off to find it tomorrow?

David Lee Roth’s shotgun speaks 82 languages

the state quarters are cursed. yeah right. | in search of the million dollar nickel

moron of the day: man rampages into office, smashes stuff, then says "oops, wrong office…"

this just in: PETA idiots still need something to do

Google rates itself third in list of search engines. They need to hire a SEO guy, try better keywords.

speaking of Google, apparently many people are upset with blogs in their search results. hey, wait a minute! that’s where i get all my traffic!

another decent senior prank, although it’s been done many times before…

chances of being born in a vehicle are 1 in 300. chances of being conceived in a vehicle however, are 1 in 5

ambulance driver charged with speeding | remember the Bambulance?

in case you didn’t know, I’m Blogging This

wearable electro-shock jacket gives new meaning to ‘don’t touch me’

i thoroughly enjoy reading through my referrer logs just to see how people stumble across my site. in the last week, i’ve had some interesting search queries end up with my page. these include
does simon cowell smoke
tattoo barnhart mo (was this my wife’s handiwork?)
wal mart recode
does alcohol make me fat
rachel stevens fat
and my favorite a hand washed turkey

i almost forgot. today is bandwidth wasting day. well, actually yesterday was, but with the holiday and all… aww what the heck. (these will be taken offline Wednesday May 28 around 11AM CDT)

cool Formula One crash, lotsa tires everywhere
moron sticks his head inside croc’s mouth, you know the rest
headrush - no, it’s not real
cat fight

moron of the day: mother inserts child in washing machine, inserts quarter in slot

play DuckHunt online - carol, do you remember this one? (probably not, she doesn’t remember Joust or Defender)

oh boy, Matrix Eyewear, i just gotta have some… not… do you know how many domain names i could buy with that kinda cash?!

apparently my heavy usage of Yahoo! Radio has caused the entire world to halt. oh, wait a minute, they just want my money. yeah right.

summary: we may get a check for $1600 in July

suing relatives
there’s something you don’t do everyday. sue your relatives. well, i’m now part of the group that does so. fun. don’t worry, mom, i won’t sue you. yet.

summer officially begins June 21st. that’s also the longest day of the year. so, with Memorial Day just passed, how do you explain to someone that in America, summer has already officially started? ok maybe not officially, but hey pools are open, the weather is warm, and carol lays out in her bikini. to me, thats summer!

Dutch man so drunk that the breathalizer machine breaks

more and more disgruntled employees log in instead of going postal

call God

umm… yeah.

before i even took the test, i say i’m 60 percent. after taking it, results say i’m 70 percent e-boring. sheesh.
my favorite question: When you lose your Internet connection at work, do you think you might as well go home because you can’t work? umm, yeah.

have you ever feared being taken literally?

the Dixie Chicks still suck

how do it know?

today is yesterday’s tomorrow
introducing: the PoopTanic - makes me want to vomit frogs

i think the guy in the back has the best idea of all

Weblog: The Movie - uncomprehendable by 90%+ of today’s population

tomorrow night my 5 year-old graduates from K. i’m proud of him. i think he’ll turn out alright, unlike some that may need a counselor

my mother in law is very pretty. the old saying goes, if you wanna know what your wife will look like in ~20 years, look at her mother. so it looks like i’m good to go. apparently some people go ugly, and one lady has gone so far as to insure her (not so) lovely face. i don’t blame her, though. look at her mother sheesh

saw the Matrix Reloaded last night. yawn.

umm… wha? ok i’m gonna vomit

woman funds terrorists with parking ticket… well, umm.. something like that

"mom, hi, i’m in spain. yeah it’s beautiful here. umm.. can you come get me? the plane i was gonna take back home was repo’d"

moron of the day: self explanatory

Welcome to the new site. the domain name and name server propogation went a lot faster than i thought it would. they ask for 24-48 hours and from my experience they are usually right on target. but i requested this name around 10AM and when i checked it at 5PM or so it was already up. cool.

Carol asked me why i did this. how many websites do you need? she asked. i dunno. i thought it’d be cool. im one of those weird species they call a geek. computer stuff to me is cool. it’s what i spend money on. it’s what makes me money so i can spend money on it. huh? what did i just say?

anyway, enjoy. much easier to remember. sorry if i screwed up anyone’s bookmarks. the old site will forward here for a while, so don’t get in a hurry to change your pointers.

sorry about the graphics. I’ll get them working later on today… i’m sure you were worried…

new Weebl and Bob, well, kinda

woman attacks 5 year-old for spilling ice cream on her shirt

We told them we’d keep an eye out - uhh, yeah, well, he didn’t

i feel your pain, man, i feel your pain

feel good story of the day: woman starts selling Mary Kay to help pay for divorce - seven pink Cadillacs and Millions of dollars later…

make your very own ransom note - kinda cheesy, it’s just a font.

buy Matrix cell phone #00001 - for under 2 grand!

Neighbors said a local woman nicknamed "Crackhead Lisa" was seen running from the toolshed at about the time the fire started…

Will’s Thrills will be moving to a new home later this week. This page will automatically forward you for a short time thereafter. If you have linked to me, please update your link. The new link will be:

http://www.willsthrills.com

that should be easy to remember.

doin’ the butt
remember when you were little and had to stand in line for something? remember when someone would butt in front of you? remember sayin’ mommmmm, trudy just butted in liiiine (in your best whiny voice)? well, as we mature, we get over such nonsense things - but not this.
ever been waiting in line for a concert? some people wait all night to buy tickets the next day. they get plenty upset when someone tries to get in front of them.
how about an amusement park? it seems like there’s always someone who is pushing their way through, looking like they have some target in mind. perhaps its a friend, perhaps they are catching up with a relative. whatever it is, it’s buttin’
and lastly, one of my pet peeves. traffic. like a good soldier, you wait in the long line on the exit ramp. cars are zipping by on your left. after all, they’re not exiting. you inch your way along, sometimes taking 10, 20, even 30 minutes to get to your ramp. once you get near the exit, traffic usually breaks up, and you can hit the gas. and then here he comes. in a flash, from the left comes a zippy little car, just flying. of course, they see the spot in front of you that just opened, and they decide it should be theirs. after all, why should they wait in that line for 30 minutes like the other little peons? so zip just like that he’s in front of you, standing on his brakes. doesn’t that just make your day? stupid butter

ok one last post. when i went to church regularly, people would tell me all these crazy stories about how Christians were being wronged. for the most part, I was already aware of the real story. but when i’d tell them that it was a hoax, they were hard pressed to believe me. why did they believe the hoax so quickly but not the truth? odd..

sorry to say, but i’ve been there, done that | but i’ve never done this

add me to your page

more retro fun with Lunar Lander

this may be dumb, but i’m gonna do it anyway. starting now, every monday will be bandwidth wasting day. (links will be taken down on tuesday) here ya go.
why iraqi’s switched to box cutters 1 2 | i know this kid | homer’s lie detector test

note to self: prior to robbing bank, make getaway plan

horse vs car

the 404 research lab. for all your 404 research needs. yeah.

moron of the day: guys leads police on 90+MPH chase, then goes in gardening center of local store

two kids ride a dinosaur to prom night

uhh.. huh… huh… licking lips… i get it.. (maybe NSFW)

losers break into women’s prison to get some but the only thing they get is arrested