i died and went to heaven. here’s what happened…

hit the gas hard - it’ll fit

i just worked overnight, from 10PM - 6AM. that’s right after I just did a 6-2 the same day. i’m kinda tired. but, i brought in a 2-liter of Pepsi, which is nearly gone now… and it’s almost time for me to go home and sleep.

carol secretly loves weebl and bob

err… umm… $%&*!

check out these videos of a guy playing with his stick - no, really!

guy chokes to death on bag of pot he tried to swallow. ha!

take this test. for number 9 i said creek. whoops.

wow. now you really can wash away your sins. i don’t think it’s that easy, folks…

Saint Louis still sucks

my brother is in town all this week. last night he was dancing on the table after too much beer.

umm… someone, ummm… please help me. my arm seems to be going the wrong way. owww…

get your gore on with this hilarious game

pssstt… don’t tell carol what i got her for Christmas, k?

ok, who crapped on my blog?

i blog at work - doesn’t everybody?

apparently there is a problem with my comments. i’ve got several from yesterday’s post but it still shows zero. will’s thrills will investigate and get it fixed promptly

Absolutly Funny

apparently the Dodge Neon is the most stolen car in Saint Louis. maybe i should consider changing from the Neon back to the Durango. apparently the thieves here are too stupid to steal something that nice…

looks like i’m normal. whew. (thanks, carol)

i like ghost towns. they are very interesting.

fuhgettabout amihotornot… now there’s rate my fish.

delivered in a box! hilarious (for entertainment purposes only, kids)

my focus group totally rocks. check out my new company logo…

unload shotgun prior to putting it in the pickup

cops fall for the old i gotta go to the bathroom joke

you mean he’s dead? i though i just saw him in a movie… Young Guns…

and lastly… how to eat rocks

Exclusive pictures of the world’s first potato war. only on Will’s Thrills…

my kids’ principal is mentioned in this article about the pledge of allegiance. he’s a nice guy, but i’ve offered to volunteer a bunch of time and help for their school’s technology department and have pretty much been blown off. then they do fund-raisers to benefit their technology department. yeah. makes sense to me. why get FREE when you can do another annoying fundraiser?

you, too, can make your very own church sign.

where have i been? business is picking up like crazy. I’ve also upgraded my hosting servers. if you need hosting, check out my blog hosting starting at only $1.29 a month.

ok, it’s official. i say lets leave the country and let those f*ckers fight themselves to death. screw em.

total idiot with a wrench
last night i noticed that the durango was making a loud wa wa wa sound on the right front. it sounded like charlie browns teacher but with a deeper voice.

oh, great.

so i stopped to return some movies we had rented and i walked around to the side to look at the tire.

two lug nuts missing.

two others, i tightened with my finger. whoops.

we had just gone down the highway at 60MPH for dinner with a truck full of kids.

needless to say, i tightened the lugs when i got home.

don’t tell carol.

me!

drinking again? always have a designated driver. ha!

carol, you’ll like this news

Wormy’s Wendy’s

i flashed my lights today and thought of Harlie

holy $h!t lotteryman!

have some real singin’ good fun with this singing website

Canadians aren’t so smart

then there’s those wacky Austrians…

and germans are just plain mean

Fellow blogger Adam Kalsey is mentioned on a news article off Yahoo’s home page. Go Adam!

the Onion - hilarious. In other words, exactly the sort of information that no 30-year-old wants his mom to have access to…

geek with a wrench
yesterday i put new front brake pads on the Durango. once i bought the right tools, it wasn’t too difficult. saved a bunch of money, and now i have dirty hands. when will my pretty little geek hands return?

ironic - woman talking on cell phone dies when she crashes into a Cingular Wireless store

ironic - snowmobiler dies after hitting tree while riding on snowless road

shove it up your butt

umm… err… huh?

ouch!

wow this is pretty cool

The Meatrix could have been really funny, but instead, I think it was a PETA commercial. cancel.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. -Benjamin Franklin

cool clock (requires Flash)

teammates beat up QB after bad game - maybe they need Warner. heck, the Rams aren’t using him…

he was joking - and he dropped the beer! double moron!

guy is stabbed, holds innerds in, fights off attacker, saves daughter’s life. he got a silver medal for bravery

Finding Nemo DVDs sold over 8 million in one day. we’re going to buy one for the kids’ Christmas. that’s the only gift they get. next year we’re gonna buy a DVD player.

i’m hungry. what’s for lunch? chinese?

lycopene is getting more and more popular. now they say it may help prevent cancer. eat your broccoli.

Voyager One reached the edge of the universe. proving the universe is flat, it fell off.

oh good. i’ll keep this for future reference on pink-slip day…

scientists decide that herring talk to each other through their farts - i talk to my wife through my farts, too, but she never sticks around to hear me out…

has anyone seen my dump truck?

a soda machine give you two cans when you only paid for one. what do you do? 95% of Americans and one student keep the second one.

it’s time again for the end of the month search engine fun. here’s what people typed into otheir search engine and ended up here…

visits - 35292

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she was 15 story truth or dare i dare you to take your shirt off we kissed she guided my hand inbetween her legs - huh?
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this is crazy i am a 28 year old man and i can t have a chicken sandwich
melting of nightwear
looks like my brother shot back three times song
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little lighthouse thrift store corona
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michael moore is stupid
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internal view and tarantulas
gonna get me a shotgun kill all the whities i see