just plain stupid

nothing like some good ‘ole old-school violence to brighten your day - (thanks kev)

anyone looking for a mouse with a built-in santa snow globe? thought so… (thanks driko)
- and speaking of snow globes - check out this hilarious one (shockwave)

OH! - so that’s what it means!

now this looks like fun - the mystery wardrobe game

- but nsfw - Lindsayisms

thirsty? the cult of the goat. kev’s there.

look what my wife put in my lunchbox today… i guess that’s better than the last one she put in there… what does that mean, anyway?

this is a PERFECT gift for my brother next year…

lastly, make your own comments…

I wonder why they call him fishy vishy… and is this the same guy?

so funny, i wet my pants

MSNBC’s Year in Pictures - watch the slideshow, pretty cool.

some girl’s Dodge Viper on eBay

we never had such fun camps to choose from when I was little… and if they don’t use the right fork, i’m sending my kids to Brazil for swim camp

all about a terrorist fish

new Fark PhotoShop thread is funny. third leg is my favorite…

carol made me shave mine yesterday…

my brother loves the Toronto MapleLeafs while one of his hotties has her own show in Las Vegas

don’t post my brother’s picture on forums that PhotoShop users frequent…

i like to play in the sand, too.

we joined the YMCA a few months ago. i shoulda saved my money

Merry Christmas everyone. Hope all is well in your house. God bless.

Isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?

the mayfly project - sum up 2003 in twenty words or less. it’s not so easy. here’s my entry:
great friend passed, all kids in school, no money. desire more for wife, fall short again. business grows, bills due.

all in a day’s work - clay kitten shooting

wondering where that zip code is? here’s help

this gives me an idea - think my brother

throw rocks at fish

err… umm…

my elementary school bought an Apple IIe around 1984. I was immediately hooked. I remember typing

10 PRINT WILLS THRILLS
20 GOTO 10

ok, that’s not what I typed, but I can still remember being in that little classroom around the computer screen watching it scroll up, whatever it said. wow. and so another geek was born.

other neat stuff at the computer museum - thanks, kev.

wondering what to buy me for Christmas? only three things I want this year.

* A Handspring Treo 300 (or - if you’re in the mood, a 600). i’ve seen them on eBay in good shape used for around $50

* The new SitePoint PHP Anthology (two book set)

* A USB 2.0 Flash drive - not necessarily this one but one similar. at least 128Mb.

and as a bonus, you can buy me pretty much anything from ThinkGeek

proof that girls are evil… as if we needed proof…

some very cool mods including XP in a box - literally

hmm… what to get my father in-law…

someone really enjoys their stupid little dog - and the fade in/out button on their camera. oww my head hurts.

be careful the next time you wish you could have a piece of that arse… someone may buy it for you

check out the kid in orange… he dances like my water faucet

still my most favorite site, ever

umm, ok, WTF?!

make your own drum solo - moo.

ouch

thanks to the Internet, my life is so much better…

err…

one of my favorite videos i saw a few years ago was a car dealership that had glass windows all around their showroom. their doors were also glass, and it was absolutely hilarious, watching people bounce off of the windows/doors. they purposely kept them really clean, and had so many incidents that they had put up a camera to tape it. i wish i could find that video…

more Bud Light Real Men of Genius commercials than you can shake a bottle at…

slingshot santa is fun until you figure it out.

anyone hungry for a Pizza Hut P’Zone Nipple?

not sure what to do with that periodic table you built? well, display it of course!

someone has way too much time on their hands. introducing the virtual corkscrew museum

someone bought BlogShares and I’m thrilled. More time-wasting to come!

did you know Skeletor was gay? neither did i.

the real history of the Internet, including how amazon, ebay, and others got their start. turn your speakers down.

ok now this is just plain dumb. dumb.

ever got one of those pains in your mouth while eating ice cream? well, it could be worse.

i’m back. that was the worst two weeks ever. we had all 6 of us sick with the flu. there was vomiting, headaches, and more coughing than a pack-a-day smoker. i’m glad that’s over.

i guess the big news that i didn’t get to blog is the capture of saddam. good job, troops.

also, Friday we went to a band concert for my son, Rian. he’s playing the trumpet. i played the trumpet in middle school, too. they only played 6 short songs, but it was great considering he’s only had the horn for 3 months.

searching for Rent A Center coupons? Read this article I wrote over at drunkblogging.com and then go put something in layaway.

started to feel better, then got sick again. ugh.