so tomorrow is the big day… who’s playing, anyhow?

these guys ripped my persona. and i wanna be on Letterman.

I’m a numbers guy. For some reason, I’m a bit obsessed with stats of my sites. Not only do I watch my cosmos list constantly, but i love to watch the number of visits i get each month. this month was my best ever with over 83,000 visits. to some that number is huge, to others its a slow day, but to me i love it. how silly is that?

great PhotoShop tutorials all in one place

make your own ransom note

wondering what to get the guy who has everything? how ’bout a roosack?

huh?

we got a light dusting of snow last night… uhh…

i suppose i should add a submit a link type button to this page. might help me out a bit, eh?

oh man, I think I just shitajiki.

limecat is not pleased. now you know.

so, do we give this guy a three-finger salute goodbye?

singing carrots. yeah, just what this world needs. thanks.

i have to admit, this guy takes inginuity to a whole ‘nother level.

girl survives five days with dead mom - careful, this story almost made me have emotions. almost.

guy returns the 12k that a guard forgets. yeah, that’s the same thing i’d do. i promise. really.

finally, a decent thread of PhotoShop images from Mars…

wondering what to get the man who has everything? Get him nothing

the 100 most annoying people of 2003 is now out.

dancing girl clock

ok wtf - babies with beards? even i’m not sick enough to think of that!

Did you know that Huey Lewis and the News did the song Mother in Law? too funny.

Wills Thrills is finally available in RSS. i’m living on the edge of technology- the back edge. click the last image on the left column, which I believe is the RSS feed, courtesy of BlogMatrix.

can’t find the right words to express yourself? say it with a bean - duh! why didn’t i think of that…

err… umm… wtf?

how to construct the perfect turban - now you know.

i’m looking to buy a Treo 300 PDA/cell phone. then again, maybe a phone gun would be better…

ouch. i’m too chicken to ever do anything anywhere close to this.

Pepsi’s new commercial to be shown at the SuperBowl has apparently been leaked to the ‘Net. I’ll assume those girls are famous singers. I’m so un-hip.

i’d like to get with my brother sometime and play a beer drinking game - although I’m sure he’d kick my arse. and then pick it up off the floor.

i’ve been to 20 states, or 39% of the US. how many have you been to?

just exactly how drunk are you?

my son wants to cut grass this summer. so i made him a website on Sunday. today, a search for grass cutting pricing will show him up in the number one spot.

last night was poker night at our place. it was fun. we had some friends over and hopefully they had a good time.

download music, get sued by the RIAA, get a commercial deal

rover 2, Oppurtunity, has landed

i’m beginning to wonder what doesn’t cause cancer

weird - pr0n movie shows up 10 minuntes after end credits on rented Home Alone III movie. ten minutes later? who watchhes after the credits are done? odd…

i guess my question for this is, why?

lush defined - fourteen

someday, i will write a book

your their military dollars hard at work - at least it was for a good cause…

ok, forget case-mods. now - no case at all mods

look out, world. there are more of us than you think

I love Opera. My favorite feature is the fact that I can open all of my bookmarks with one click. Boom. Just like that, 29 windows. 29 windows of great information that I scour for you every day when I feel like it.

right after typing that, I came across N.A.D.D. - I currently have 37 windows open, music playing, and i’m working on my third cup of coffee at 7:30 AM. I have a dual-monitor setup with 6 visible windows to help feed the NADD. Hilarious.

probably the funniest SpongeBob epidose, ever - Rock Bottom

“Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.” — Edgar Allan Poe

Olivine

Germany offers up hope: Anti-Aging Beer

You have only 2 days left to buy me pie. oh, and speaking of pie…

my kids would like this - but they know nothing of WT…

another great PhotoShop contest. when will they have one about brothers?!

cops, police, po po, the law, smokey the bear, morons

i have a sudden increase in web development jobs, so prob won’t post today. i’m sure that just ruins your day.

my mother told me today that several of my cousins are now reading this site. hey cousins, don’t you have better things to do!? (remember, I’ve got your pictures)

speaking of pictures, my brother got a new job this past week, said it really stinks. wish him the best. it beats his dancing job, that’s for sure. he recently beat a severe case of anorexia, and i think he’s going to be just fine.

- Spanish Morons

Halle Berry to be Catwoman

my question for this guy is, how can he even see the target?

guy shoots self in head after being pulled over by cop… for a seatbelt violation

hey - check out this naked dancer. near the end there are three naked dancers! (safe for work)

its pr0n, but it isn’t

- streakers streak while a thief thieves

monster pool sumo is kinda fun

i got it, you don’t. shutup. idiot. umm… wtf?

I currently have 7 blogs. where the %&*# do i think i have time to update them all?

forget that Deep Throat guy - now there’s Deep Tunnel!

eek!

very good advice for avoiding Intenet electrocution… SPARC - haha!

GIF2TXT is kinda cool, i don’t have time to mess with it right now. only problem I see is that most pics are in JPG format, not GIF…

Court TV provides more than enough information on serial killers. no mention of frying pans.

great news: apparently i’m not a nerd. on TechTV’s Nerd Quiz, i only got 6 of 10 correct.

for those of you in the Saint Louis area, the world’s largest steam engine will be in town later on this week

Great webpage written by a 13 year old who was suspended for using NET SEND. I’ve used it at work. Once I knew a guy who was using non-licensed software on his work PC. I sent him a message saying something about the illegal use of programs on company owned property, blah blah blah. He freaked out. Thought it was a message from the corporate office. Went and mentioned it to some of the higher-ups. I never told him it was me. ha!

Free After Rebate has a bunch of stuff that is, well, free after rebate. Many stores (especially OfficeMax) use these as loss-leaders to get you into the store. Maybe you’ll buy an overpriced PDA while you’re there…

My Scrabble? Score is: 18.
What is your score? Get it here.

i get nearly 2000 hits a day. why am i not listed here then?

nothing in the world is better than dead squirrels. they even have T shirts, although I don’t want one.

ok, so it’s a little late, but still funny. letterman’s top ten messages on Britney’s answering machine

here’s one guide i don’t think anyone really needs. c’mon people

back from Texas. had a good time, i suppose. my brother showed my cousin this website. they were underwhelmed, i’m sure