now buy things you don’t need while on the go. right.

ironic - NoMoreTests.com, a site that encourages students to boycott testing, has a Pop Quiz on their home page. Uhh…

more penguin fun. make sure to watch the wind

i have one of those mini-racers. keep meaning to bring it to work; hoping to drive it around in the computer room, thus affecting the wireless networks and pissing people off.

playing rock music while surfing? you’ll need this

i rarely take quizzes. but today i did. turns out I’m Dune. which is a book i’ve never read. nor did i see the movie. here’s what it said…

You have control over a great wealth of resources, but no one wants to let you have them. You’ve decided to try to defend yourself, but it may take eons before you really get back what you feel you deserve. Meanwhile you have a cult-like following of minions waiting for your life to progress. This would all be even more exciting if you could just get the sand out of your eyes.

you people are my minions! bow and obey!

im posting this from my new Treo 300. fun.

here’s one of those I wish I’d have thought of that websites. something i’d do.

my wife loves bacon. i should get her some bacon soap. no, i should get ME some bacon soap…

is there such a thing as a no star hotel?

lots of smashed cars. boring.

finally - what the world needed. a Lego robot that solves the Rubik’s cube

has anyone seen my guitar?

shoot some pumpkins while flying around on a broom.

talk show rumble - oh my

Got the new Wired magazine yesterday. Mmmm… Google. Yummy stories.

i hate tax time. i love it, because we always get a decent check back. but i hate it because they always take that dang refund check (remember, the one you got earlier this year?) out. ugh.

i forgot i had this. funny. kinda.

Diminished Responsibility is a great little site, with lots of crazy links. the actual content portion isn’t updated often, but the site has plenty of goodies hidden away.

how can people still be so stupid in a corporate environment? what do we need to do to get through some ‘normal’ peoples heads that you don’t open attachments if you don’t recognize them? crap.

geeks hack Taco Bell drive thru - ha!

no particular reason for Opera Man, just wanted to stick his picture on here. he was cool.

in the mood for hurting some more penguins?

i feel great. how about you?

make your own typeflake - mine pictured left

can’t get a date? buy some bubble gum

Will’s Thrills presents: how to get from front to back seat in just seconds

whiplash is fun

i’m on Ryze and at one time joined Friendster, although I never used it. i’ve yet to click over to Orkut. isn’t it just yet another networking place? how many do we need?

getcha a trunk monkey and hit people like me

WT celebrates two years online next month. what should I do to celebrate?

currently playing on my Launch Yahoo! - Shot-Gun Boogie by Tennessee Ernie Ford. now you know.

afraid of your bed? now there’s help

i’m amazed at the Mars Rover project(s). it’s too bad they lost that one today.

what’s your Go Site?

i had to print this out and put it on my cubicle wall

apparently mickey’s dog has died.

and now, another great Internet waste of bandwidth

girl, 6, expelled from second school in six months. i blame the parents.

has anyone seen my cow?

i wanna be turned into plastic since carol rejected the web-cam-in-the-casket idea

i’m preparing to launch a small ad campaign on BlogShares for blog hosting. All new hosting accounts get one million B$. I’ve got enough ‘cash’ for 42 new accounts. you wanna be first?

Much like Brad, I’m really busy these last few days. Several clients are wanting their projects finished up, I just posted a new newsletter on my web design site, I’m in the process of modifying and improving TownLink Software, and I’ve got 2 clients who need computer work done.

And somewhere in there, I need to squeeze in an 8-hour day at my normal job. Look for new posts this weekend, but probably not Saturday. I’m gonna try to stay away from the computer for V Day.

i bought a Handspring Treo 300 yesterday. I can’t wait to get it. Looks like I can knock PDA off my want list. Thank you Rybacki Properties, Integration, LLC and Public Water Supply for the financing.

most likely, you came here and were so impressed, you wanted to link to this blog from yours. to make things easier, I’ve provided a graphic below. i’ll assume you know how to link it. if you don’t, well nevermind.

please save it to your webspace so I’m not servin’ up blogs across the world with delicious graphics.

when I’m gone, I can still be here. Bonus.

aerosol crimes and cover-ups. now you know.

call me uncultured but wtf is this?

monkey diving - ha!

Employee…..”I’m sorry but I can’t come in today. I am suffering from Anal Glaucoma.”

Boss……..”Anal Glaucoma? What’s that?”

Employee….”I just can’t see my ass coming to work!”

fun game: Fan and Ball

music nerd eval - i didn’t even attempt it. i’m a PHP nerd. not a nerd? create one

uhh…

Be your own Superhero

can someone please help me decide?

www.idiotsgivememoney.com is, well, dumb. but the test is funny.

SPAM Subject Line: Keyword Ownership is the next boon on the Internet - what’s a boon?

we were just talking about this over the weekend. i don’t remember it. there’s a bunch more TV shows i don’t remember over at 70slivekidvid.com

mmm pasta

Once More with Hobbits? huh? (courtesy of Loading Ready Run

don’t insult deli owner when robbing him with fake gun. duh.

i actually printed this out and posted it outside my cubicle. right next to my Intel sign

i did a guest post over at my buddy Brad’s today. enjoy.

Raymond the Mouse has some interesting tales

and i thought this guy had a bad day - i was wrong

his message was right, but his deliverywas way off - no wonder no one wants Christianity nowadays

i hate cold weather. it sucks. i mean it really sucks. last Sunday I went to start my car and it was literally frozen to the ground. over 2 inches of ice around the front wheels. wonderful. so, winter, I dedicate this to you.

i’m getting chubby. i’m not sure why, i recently started a new diet.

and now ladies and gentleman, an exercise in irony

it is my belief that someday my picture will be on this story

add your name to someone’s list (probably for resale) and get a free shotglass - or so they say

My wife started a new job today. expect only one post a month instead of the usual two.

i beat throwing rocks at boys on my first play-through. fun, still.

9 year-old boy steals Mercury Topaz. like my brother says, if they were smart, they wouldn’t be criminals.

Letterman cancels show after stunt goes wrong. Stacy’s Mom upset with missed publicity op

can’t kids come up with something original every once in a while?

run-down trailer park, white pick-em-up truck, motel rendezvous, father and daughter. only in Mississippi Alabama

i’d be thrilled to have not eaten at McDonald’s until i was 99. then again, i hope to never have it again…

renegade Christians - i like it

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