new weebl and bob, feeling ill

i miss Paris. someday i’ll take my wife there.

you’re on the internet right now. so why, then, would you want to play an internet simulator? who knows…

umm… err… hot or not!

one bird learns why humans should not drive 160 MPH - like my wife does

fleas

sometimes my clothes scares me. now you know.

business is kickin’, will try to update later. in the meantime, check out these hotties.

spell something with your phone - yawn

interesting fact of the day: Emerson Moser was senior crayon maker at Crayola and molded 1,400,000,000 crayons in his 37-year career. He was also color blind.

are you stupid like me? did you buy an item with a mail-in rebate, and then throw the box away before you cut the bar code off? well, don’t do as i did, and visit the store and rip off someone else’s barcode, just go to the barcode generator and make ya one. why couldn’t this have showed up a few weeks ago?

thinkgeek’s latest item is kinda cool - but pricey!

i’m normally wary of conspiracy theorists, perhaps i’m gullible, perhaps i think there’s no way people in the world could be so evil and malicious, but this thread and movie clip does make you wonder…

fun shoot-em-up game with a good ending

hoslap. ‘nuf said.

random bad things

and lastly, a very important message from my friend

are you one of the people that use AOL as your ISP? that’s too bad. what’s worse, is that when you finally wake up and want to cancel your account, it’s nearly impossible to do so. it isn’t advertised anywhere. but we’ve got the scoop here at Will’s Thrills.

To cancel your AOL account and get a real ISP, call 1-888-265-8003
It actually worked and they give you no hassle. You have to menu through to the “to cancel your AOL push #”.

now you know.

good timing

last night our two hamsters were getting friendly and i made the mistake of trying to stop it. i now have two bite marks on one of my fingers. i should threw the rat…

for my brother… The Tick - a show I’ve never seen…

i had no idea that Yahoo Serious was still around…

goodbye, WebMonkey - you have been a refuge for me

i have real furniture made of wood and various other non-PVC material. i guess my room doesn’t suck

another thinking game but i’m thunk out

here’s my politically incorrect and insensitive post of the day

interesting facts. especially number 24. i request that at mine, too. no, before mine!

my brother (center) is coming up to visit this weekend. i hope he dresses nicer - maybe nsfw

err…

the Internet is actually the mark of the beast. now you know.

Shamrocking.com - skip the intro

they’re building some new interesting intersections here in town. i’m a bit worried.

i only got 9 correct before i gave up. i got all but 5 of these. and pay for an answer? i don’t think so, Willis

this game is addicting. and aggravating. grrrr…

likely? i don’t think so.

how many animals do you see?

various bird songs - now you know.

who does that song?

socks.

i’m considering paying for a new tattoo for my brother. then he can just wash it off and then read the new book i got him from amazon…

have you seen Birfucated Rivets? Great blog…

alert - new weebl and masked man.

all your Smurf…

crap, i was gonna post something here, but i forgot what it was

my wife wants to rent out a ballroom and have a big dress-up dance. i guess i’d better start practicing

TiVo saves you money. you can delete the commercials. so you can record the kids’ favorite cartoons and delete the commercials. Then when they watch, they don’t see the latest craze for sale. i like it.

speaking of latest crazes, my kids are apparently hooked on infomercials. kids are gullible. its great. they’ll see a commercial for whatever product, and they will memorize the phone number, come tell us all about the product, and then attempt to persuade us to purchase it. last night it was Oxy Clean. “Mom, you just gotta get this! It takes out any stain!” Any stain, son? Maybe I should consider purchasing that TiVo a little quicker…

Remember the FlowBee? Didn’t Saturday Night Live do a parody called the SuckCut? It really sucks! I think they said…

ok i’ll play. go to an image search and type in your name. then post the first picture that comes up. here’s me, apparently.

speaking of playing, i play BlogShares all the time. I’m always buying and selling blogs. You’d be amazed how many stupid people there are out there that can’t even come up with a good title. I probably buy ten “Random Thoughts” or “suchandsuch’s Musings” or “Timmy’s Weblog” a week. c’mon people, use the brain God gave ya…

i’m in a bad mood today. now you know.

ok this was the most fun i’ve had in quite a while…!

Polly the Klepto Parrot

this page on cat eyes is kinda spooky

i had a dream last night that i was hanging out with Lance Armstrong and he was going to let me ride one of his Trek road bikes. cool.

wow. look at the pretty car. whoops!

isn’t the idea of SPAM to get people to open your email, and hopefully purchase something from you? I think spammers have lost their focus. Instead of focusing on selling a product, they are focusing on avoiding all the spam filters. i just got an email with the subject line: rubbery barbados crematory

what makes them think i’m going to open something like that?!

pointless

i’ve used Google to get cracks for games from Yahoo! and others. I even found a reg code for Zend. What else can you do with Google? How about get passwords and medical information (which should be private!)