my son, thinking he’d be cool, was showing his friends how he could inflate and deflate his head by sticking it through a hole in his chair. here’s the rest of the story, in pictures.

is it easier to read if i post each pathetic post separately? or shall i continue to jumble everything together, so you aren’t sure which one to comment on?

i’ve added a new item to my thinkGeek wish list. it’s payday. purchase it for me. i use wysiwyg many times daily. now you know.

yukk

psssst… wanna join the secret TLE Club?

http://www.tonydanzatapdanceextravaganza.com - i dont know what else to say

Anyone looking to overspend for a wedding dress?

oh, hey, we got a new van this weekend. i whipped out the digital camera and took some quick snaps. do you like it? we also went up to the YMCA and did a little swimming… thats me on the diving board!

very graphic video (and long-loading) of an Israeli suicide bomber. body parts abound.

i had a great idea for McDonald’s today. but did you know they don’t care about their customers’ ideas? they have an unsolicited ideas policy. they suck.

i wonder, does PayPal convert sickles to USD?

umm… err… beer is good!

shakespeare - he’s l33t.

dont loot and dont believe the stupid narrator, neither.

Fun With Trains

not sure how I missed this one… space mushrooms and the search for cabbage

sorry i haven’t posted recently. i’ve been busy. but tonight i put on my best blue shirt, and went to hang out with my homies. here’s our group picture. how do i look?

Did you try to leave a comment, but it never showed up? I’ve put in a helpdesk request to the fine folks at Enetation and they are working on it now.

There once was a woman named Ms. Sprocket
Who went to put a plug in a socket
But her hand was so wet,
She flew up like a jet
And came roaring back down like a rocket.

What’s your limerick?

(thanks, BusyMom for the inspiration)

I sent an email to Google/Blogger asking them to feature me as a blog of note. Not for this blog, but for a different one that I do, which could be considered a timed project. They replied saying that they leave it ‘totally to chance’ - when they stumble upon a good one, they note it.

I’m not sure I agree that that’s really what they do. You’ll note that several of the BoN’s are timed projects, such as the blindfold blog that they are featuring now. You mean to tell me, my blog has been up for (going on) three years now, and they never noticed it? but this girl who started hers last week is already listed? how interesting…

Also, I added a little picture to my BlogRoll (listed on the left as ‘daily fix’). If there’s a little pic, that means the blog was updated within the last 6 hours. And you get to see my ugly mug more. Fun.

have you seen the commercial with the little short sock-man stealing the socks out of the dryer? hilarious!

ouch! i’ve got Lance in my pants! no, not Lance Armstrong… (who btw has Sheryl Crow in his pants)

apparently James Brown is… well.. you decide.

more crazy animal-humans or whatever

I’m number 5 - how about you?

its called soda people, SODA!!

make your finger look like a butt - why, i don’t know.

now you, too can buy a picture of broccoli for as little as 1 USD! wow.

extreme chimney sweeping is, in one word, lame.

remember Grape Ape? Well, now there’s ApesGrapes - Midget Clown - see what you’re missing?

someone has put into words just how i’ve felt for two years now. bonus.

many of you have probably heard stories about Wal-Mart’s bullying of their own vendors and other mom/pop businesses. now there’s a blog that documents some of their practices.

CNN.com after being pronolized - nsfw

i love CTRL-Z

when i get my next lowrider, i’m puttin’ hydraulics on it because i rule. w00t

no doubt, hands down the funniest thing ever posted on eBay - probably the same guy pictured here

one word - fwoosh!

two words - small dent

my japanese comrades have come up with yet another wonderful waste on precious bandwidth

has anyone seen my car?

the tallest living woman. and then there’s giants and girls. even more fun.

face or zoo?

tied up celebrities

pylons of the world - now you know.

i hate the cold weather but the Harbin Snow and Ice Festival looks pretty cool.

i think weebl and bob Team Laser Explosion could even kick the Locker Linebackers butts. but that’s just me.

the lip-shaped urinals are back. next we’ll have pervs whackin off at the taco-shaped sink

summary: if the third column says illegal, do not move there.

wanna see a gradual downward spiral? here ya are

watch real people get blown to bits by a real Apache helicopter. apparently they were planting a bomb by the side of a road to blow up our troops. stupid morons.

some guy hates weblogs, yet he knows all about the different types of bloggers. makes me wonder how he did his research, if he hates them so much.

guess what time of year it is, folks… time for me to start posting all kinds of mutterings on bicycling… i’m sure you’re thrilled.

Team Laser Explosion kicks butt, as usual.