these new PCs are selling like hotcakes.

woman gives birth to frog - yeah right. i also heard on Bob and Tom this morning about a guy who had a fly go up his rectum and lay eggs. Now he farts and flys come out. Uh huh.

I Just Finished Off a Six Pack

… of Little Debbie chocolate covered donuts, that is…

some cacti actually need to be watered often - whoops.

outsourcing.

i see famous dead people

We live in a nice townhome. Our back yard butts up to a huge farm field, usually full of wheat or corn during the summer. A street runs along the side of the yard, and across the street is a bunch of subdivisions with nice houses.

Last year on July 4^th weekend we took lawn chairs out in the back yard at night and just sat and watched the rich people shoot off thousands of dollars worth of fireworks.

This year we’re having a BBQ at the house with my brother and girlfriend, their 4 kids, and my Mom and stepdad. We’ll eat and then set up lawn chairs in the back.

Those rich morons across the street better not let us down.

I’m in a bad mood.

GRR!

Forget watching the Tour, a guy named Jim, 65 year-old retiree, is doing it! Rock on, Jim!

Today’s Submitted Link
Dog Toy or Marital Aid? pretty much nsfw

32 Ways to Open A Beer
thanks, Kim

10 Foods You Shouldn’t Eat
thanks, Brad

did you say England?

umm - didn’t Mr. T used to say ’stupid fools’?

Makes a great gift!

Toothpaste World - now you know.

just what i needed. sumo art for my website.

did i post this before?

It was amazing. I mean, how often does that happen? - happens to me all the time.

posting from my laptop. theree’s something wrrong with this computere, can you tell what it is?

postinnng from my laptop. there’s ssoething wrong with this computerr, cann yoou telll whata it is?

stupid thhing.

i can even kick Britney Spears’ butt…

looks like i’ve inspired someone to make a game modeled after my brother…

speaking of my brother, its about time for another picture…

d’oh!

gourmet bathing?

hey! i’m a nobody with awesome powers! now you know.

… “had a small brake problem“…

Arcade Flyers - very retro.

what’s that ya say, matt? blah?

I’m considering getting a tattoo on my arm with my wife’s name. I’d prefer something tribal, with her name intertwined. i’m not much on pain, but i’d do this. she’s my hottie.

mmm… bacon

what’s the big deal about GMail? I still don’t get it. But maybe I should.?

in Australia? Gotta potty? Will’s Thrills is here to help

Last night I watched the Jesse James special - with Kid Rock. During the show, they mentioned the name Kid Rock - to which my daughter asked, "Does he sing kids songs?"

Umm, no.

I’m getting referrals from this page because of an article i wrote about a year ago. Never again will I visit Great Clips for a haircut chop job. Even after all the apologies and promises, their customer service never followed through. Icing on the cake.

So, I’d like to welcome those of you who are looking for coupons for a crappy haircut. Why not just hand some hedge trimmers to a blind man?