i’ll never look at cake the same way again…

winky winnky fun fun poo (nsfw)

Hitler was a disco freak

…and another of my brother’s ex-girlfriends shows up on the ‘Net…

national stadium? err.. they all kinda look like crap to me…

wow, this technology thing is making everything smaller

speaking of technology - now i can surf pr0n at work! oh, wait, i already do…

like i tell FSK, get me a sammich, woman! (required reading for every female)

the new Batman Begins trailer and info

i was messin’ around with our camera and i got a cool pic of theback seat of the car…

what’s the point?

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there was a lot of debris on the highway this morning. now you know.

ok wtf is this?!

The Poop Report tries to help out our buddy Troy of pooping-in-his-pants fame… whatever.

honey, have i had too much to drink, or is there a guy on a toilet driving by?

I’m feeling in a funk today. No posts. Maybe later.

snake vs. spider

i can’t think of anything witty to say, so just watch

Karate Todd can kick your arse. he also does home rehab… (some links on site are nsfw)

err… huh?

Have your kids ever said something wrong but it was so funny/cute that you couldn’t correct it?

I went to the park with my 7 year-old yesterday to ride bikes. About a month ago, we went, and the roads in the park were flooded over, so it was hard to ride. Yesterday, after the rain stopped, we went to the same park and started to ride. The conversation went something like this:

7: I wonder if the buttholes are still there.
Me: Buttholes?
7: Yeah, remember they were over the road and we couldn’t go through it.

(A few minutes later we passed an off-road with a bunch of puddles)

7: There are a lot of buttholes on that road.
Me: Ohhhh, yeah. (Figuring out what he meant and about falling off my bike)

tank, anyone?

i like those foreign songs with the funky crazy beat, but i can never tell what they are saying (nsfw)

i saw my brother’s ex at a concert the other day. she’s looking better.

he saw beans, lotsa beans - now that’s my kinda cow! thanks, magical trevor!

anyone out there having cooling problems with the old PC? now there’s hope - thanks to Will’s Thrills!

i… think… i… broke… a… rib…

i’ll fly a flag outside my residence until the day i die.

In about 12 hours, Lance Armstrong will ride to the podium to claim a sixth Tour de France victory. Congrats, Lance!

does ‘four’ and ‘all’ sound the same?

cow car tipping

need a Winnebago? let this guy help you decide
(contains a few curse words)

hang out with me and play where’s will’s brother

find the three differences in the two pictures. 30 seconds, only one chance per IP. i only found one.

I really like Reeses Pieces and Peanut Butter Cups, but there’s just something funky about eating Reeses Cereal. Ick!

enjoy a few new pictures of my brother and his shiny new bike

this game might be easier with a real mouse instead of a touchpad…

Google - circa 1960

20 Questions to a Better Personality

You are an SEDF–Sober Emotional Destructive Follower. This makes you an evil genius. You are extremely focused and difficult to distract from your tasks. With luck, you have learned to channel your energies into improving your intellect, rather than destroying the weak and unsuspecting.

Your friends may find you remote and a hard nut to crack. Few of your peers know you very well–even those you have known a long time–because you have expert control of the face you put forth to the world. You prefer to observe, calculate, discern and decide. Your decisions are final, and your desire to be right is impenetrable.

You are not to be messed with. You may explode.

You got that right

Looking for a real nice place to stay in the Michigan UP? Check out Kemosabe Cabins - DSL Internet ready, everything supplied down to the salt and pepper.

We were heading there in August but had to cancel the vacation for financial reasons. The owner, Mike, is really nice and they’ve got great prices, too. Check it out!

FreeCycle - recycle stuff, kinda.

The Incredible Hulk has a blog
from driko

English Sentence: Jane went to the school.
Same Sentence In Japanese: School Jane To Went Monkey Apple Carbeurator.

Always, always accept a breath mint if offered one.

this reminds me of my 23rd birthday, too! w00t!

D’oh! - Homer unavailable for comment
from Lindsay