after making fun of FSK, this morning i dropped my Treo 300, snapping off the lid. the phone still works, but i can’t hear anything now because the wires go into the lid for the speaker.

crap.

even better news. Sprint doesn’t care.

“Buy a new phone”, they say. Discount? No way.

Dammit.

UPDATE: phone fixed

lotion - very disturbing. my brother has a dancing role in it, at least… (here he is seen, practicing for the part)

oh, and dial-uppers, don’t waste your time. quit being part of the minority. you’re missing out. really. ok i’ll shut up now.

and speaking of disturbing, wtf is this? (nsfw - and i wouldn’t even relate that to my bro!)

reinforce door hinges

theresa heinz-kerry has never looked so hot!

microsoft strikes again. retards.

Spaceballs Two: It Couldn’t Be Any Worse

my brother (pictured in yellow) is getting married in 2 weeks. sucker. i bought him a shirt for the honeymoon. that’ll score him some points!
(that was for you, Joe)

pulp politicians - umm… ok.

anyone out there play BlogShares? I’m in the mood to give away a few million B$. (three, to be exact)

first person to tell me (in the comments below) the first and last names of the Three Amigos gets it.

last week FSK and I went to the Sprint store to check into getting her a new phone. she liked the one she had at first, but it didn’t have Internet and text messaging. after looking it up on their little computer, they informed her that she had to wait 5 more months before qualifying for an upgrade deal. she wasn’t happy.

the next day, FSK ran to the tanning bed, and left her phone on the back bumper of the Durango. needless to say, it fell off and was apparently squished into millions of pieces by other cars.

now we need to purchase her a new phone. coincidence? hmm…

(just kiddin with ya, FSK. 143)

holy education Batman! over 900 FREE courses from da bomb - MIT
sign me up for some learnin’!

john kerry - man for all people? transvestite is my fav

two things:

1. the guy who normally shares the coffee with me is not here today. therefore i am inclined to drink the entire thing myself; which for the most part, has already been done.

2. while printing out some items at the network printer, i found an interesting book. Reverse’s Acronyms, Initialisms, and Abbreviations Dictionary, Tenth Edition. to my surprise, i found it on Amazon for the low price of only $535. (34th edition linked). working at a government agency, i was not in the least bit surprised to find such a thing, but i still found it amusing.
i wonder what i can get for it on eBay…

err… umm… wha?

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i think its funny that with all the technological advances over the last umpteen years, that when a few earthquakes start happening around a volcano, the scientists still have no idea what is going to happen…

recipes? umm.. ok… no.

fun flying. i played for ten minutes

torture the sims. fun for some i suppose…

food items: tic-tac poop and taco sauce pennies

reverse sucks

my brother stars in his first ever cartoon. mmm beer.

October is National Sarcasm Month. I can’t wait.

scrabble = religion - i’m impressed.

i didnt see any of the LOTR movies and don’t plan on it. thats mostly because i’ve already seen the short version.

shopped. funny i guess - but definitely shopped.

huh?

so how long before Israelis start pimping their rides?

a message just popped up on my screen saying that i have been infected with a worm. its an authentic message, from our AV system here at work. it’ll only be a few minutes now before the comm nazi’s come disconnect my PC from the network and scold me.

great.

and i was doing real work which don’t happen too often…