lady wins lottery. tells no one. dies. family finds out at reading of the will.

oh, and the clincher? all the money goes to charity. sounds oddly familiar!

don’t shake hands with fair-goers at upcoming Gay Pride Parade

girl gets a pair of fuzzy handcuffs and twenty bucks. ungrateful b*&%#

not sure what this is called, maybe the WPM challenge? whatever it is, i got 122 on my first (and only) try

the bugs are coming!

watch videos of the tsunami at wave of destruction.org

beatboxing with a harmonica - brought to you by your local white guy

liquid lunch, Joe? sure, but I know where I’m not going…

I am not the Blink King.
I am not blinking.

I’ve got a cookie and I know how to use it. (Press Refresh)

real kids write real letters to… Christopher Walken???

what does a Jewish Robot do on Christmas? now you know.

looks like i’m going to have to change the site title. now it’s gonna be Chike Debby’s Thrills. it just rolls off the tongue, huh?

will is your old name! It’s time to make some money with your new scammer name:
Mr. Chike Debby, the cousin of Chike Diarra, a special committee member of the Ministry of Mining and Resources in South Africa

ah, i found just the thing for my coworkers. enough about it, now.

why is everyone at work so stupid? am i the only one here with a brain?

i’m not sure whether to caption this ouch or dumb

today my daughter came to work with me. she’s busy coloring dogs. because afterall, that’s what i do every day…

the spam that makes me smile the most is the one with the subject line:

Stop annoying emails like this one

it just makes me smile…

I’ve been overlooked for the Best of Blog Awards again this year. When will they learn?

my brother is actually quite good looking. one time when we were growing up, i remember he got a gig modeling for a coloring book. i had no idea!