Chinese girl has been eating dirt for 11 years. That’s kind of a big deal, but the even bigger deal is that her neighbor’s roof is slowly disappearing. It’s a mud roof. Duh.

Da Vinci judge’s secret code revealed (Reuters)

Reuters - Mystery solved. It was the admiral.

Crocodile Attacks Chainsaw in Australia (AP)

AP - A 14 1/2-foot crocodile mauled a chainsaw a worker was using Friday to clear up debris left by a tropical storm that lashed northern Australia. While the croc and worker were both uninjured, the saw's woodcutting days are over.

Cop shoots bad guy - cops bullet goes into bad guys gun

Police say theft of appliances is on the rise. Wanna know why?

This is old, but if you haven’t heard the phone call of the guy who witnesses a car accident, it’s still pretty funny.

Guy falls at museum and destroys 300 year old Chinese vases

The 2006 Drunk Russian Calendar is out!

Principal lies on resume, is busted after failing super-secret handshake

Bank robber busted after witnesses tell cops hit license plate said “FINDME”

I’m just not sure what to say here… this is wrong in so many ways

I’m having a great time at college. I keep my friends close.

Janitor realizes no one notices him. Waa.

Totalling your car when your car is a Ferrari. Or a Lamborghini. Then again, I’m sure that if you can afford those, you can afford to get another…

We have a lady like this living next door to us.

Bush contemplating sending military help to France

thanks, Evil StepDaddy

Jeep - not afraid to go anywhere (56k=die)

cat + cat = zapzap

Do you ever get the feeling that you’re missing something? That everyone else sees something obvious (to pie), they all know but won’t tell you? Why do I get that feeling sometimes?